I know, it’s a weird question. Both of them involve death, it’s a taboo subject to talk about especially on a random Tuesday morning in July. We all die though, one way or another. There’s not a single person who can escape it, from the moment we take our first breath to the moment where there is no longer air in us. It’s a shame that death is what made us alive. 

However, I would like to be crucified. I don’t think I would enjoy having my body wrapped in linens, even in death. God forbid I die wearing socks, I rather go out in a pair of flip flops with a fresh blowout. 

If all that fails, put me in a jar, or a tank. I quite enjoy swimming.